Rock’s R-rated Reunion: Dwayne Johnson Skewers Kevin Hart And Flirts With Eniko At Netflix Roast

The long-standing bromance between Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart took a raunchy turn at Hart’s recent Netflix roast, where his "Jumanji" partner delivered a blistering, R-rated performance that put Hart’s wife, Eniko, right in the crosshairs.

After a theatrical walk-on fueled by pyrotechnics and the thumping rhythm of Queen’s “We Will Rock You,” Johnson immediately began swinging. “Now, I know what you’re all assuming is that I’m here to carry another shitty Kevin Hart vehicle, but for once, that’s not the case,” he joked. “I’m actually here tonight because someone needs to chew up Kevin’s food and spit it in his mouth. Isn’t that right? My little chocolate baby bird.”

The insults didn't stop there, with Johnson labeling Hart his “little Burnt Oompa-Loompa” before shifting his attention to the front row. “I want to just take a moment to give a shout out to all the ladies up here on this dais. You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”

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When Hart protested with a “What the fuck,” Johnson doubled down: “I’m just giving her compliments!”

Johnson then joked that Eniko “deserves an Academy Award for pretending she likes to fuck you,” even suggesting the two of them should share a “bottle of tequila and, you know… Stop squirming, Kevin!” He further quipped that he finally solved the mystery of Hart's appeal to women: “he’s the same size and color as their favorite dildo, and the little motherfucker is twice as loud.”

Chelsea Handler too chimed in, asking the crowd, “Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with somebody that is bigger than her?”

To close out his set, Johnson offered a crude display of "affection." “I love you. Yes, I do,” he told Hart. “Just to prove it, just last week, I got a Kevin Hart tattoo on my cock. Yeah, life size too… Eniko, I’ll show you later. Kidding. She’s already seen it!”

Visibly reacting to the jabs, Hart responded, “Why would you say that about my fucking wife? I want to talk to you later.”

“But you’re the one who said, ‘Hey, listen, fucking say anything you want!’” Johnson reminded him.

The duo, who have shared the screen in "Central Intelligence" and the "Jumanji" franchise, are set to appear together once more in "Jumanji: Open World" this holiday season.

The star-studded event featured a diverse dais including Tom Brady, Lizzo, and Venus and Serena Williams, alongside comedy heavyweights like Pete Davidson, Tiffany Haddish, and Regina Hall. Hosted by Shane Gillis at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles, the live special served as the grand finale for the Netflix Is a Joke Fest.